Hey, easy now. I have a fat (morbidly obese, actually) little Chihuahua that I adore. One of the best pets I have ever had. He was a gift to me from my wife several years ago. Thankfully I got the ONE that isn't a yipper. He will make a racket for about ten seconds if someone comes to the door. Otherwise, he's quiet. Crap, he is so cute I can hardly stand it and I will admit to carrying him around like I'm Paris Hilton or something.