Thank you once again for showing off your stupidity. I really thought that this nugget of nonsense went away, but I guess not.

From the VAERS own web site:

VAERS is a passive reporting system, meaning it relies on individuals to send in reports of their experiences to CDC and FDA. VAERS is not designed to determine if a vaccine caused a health problem, but is especially useful for detecting unusual or unexpected patterns of adverse event reporting that might indicate a possible safety problem with a vaccine.

So, I could contact them and tell them that my dick fell off two days after my first shot and they would be obliged to post that as an adverse effect of the COVID-19 vaccine.