What does "They pumped current thru the lines" mean? LOL, that has got to be the biggest load of horse $hit I've heard yet. Did they hook a garden hose to it?

I hope that you are paraphrasing something you didn't understand or something. Because for the electric company to say something like that, is downright disrespectful. They might as well told you, they tested the flux capacitor and all was well.

Someone 'knowledgeable' and with logging equipment is going to have to go onsite to get to the bottom of this. This is not something someone on a forum board is going to be able to help you with. It is a unique troubleshooting problem that is going to require hands-on.