Pizza doesn't travel very well John, but if you or any other RemoteCentral regular is well traveled, then I'll be happy to pick up your tab if you visit this part of Florida. Simply comply with the following rules, regulations and restrictions:
To redeem this generous offer by Ken simply print this entire thread titled "Unfortunate Company Names & Regrettable Slogans". This printout must show this specific reply as well. You must dine at my restaurant at a time that I am actually on the premises or no one will know what the hell you're talking about. Therefore, you take the risk of dining at a time that I may be out on the Gulf of Mexico enjoying my boat, and of which then you would have to pay for your own meal. However, it should be noted that I do work daily at the restaurant but not maybe on the day-part that you are there. I take no responsibility to this fact. Furthermore, upon your dining at Luigi B.G. Pasta & Pizza, you must ask for me in person and be prepared to recite to me my personal business slogan (found elsewhere in this thread) as well as present to me the aforementioned printout of this thread in its entirety and specifically this response. I will then shake your hand, buy you a beer, chat amicably with you and your guests and pick up your dinner tab (up to four people). Now of course there are some restrictions. First and foremost this offer is not necessarily condoned by RemoteCentral.com or by Daniel Tonks and his affiliates, advertisers or sponsors. It is solely the responsibility of the reader of this thread to comply with all local and federal laws concerning this possible award and its tax implications. I take no responsibility towards your satisfaction of our amicable conversation, nor do I take any responsibility for your possible intoxication from my generous offer of buying you a beer. Dine at your own risk. There may be other rules and caveats to follow after I talk with my Professor, the Honorable Rulemeister Etraordinaire: MrKlaatu!
Offer expires soon.
On September 15, 2002 at 22:15, MrKlaatu said...
FREE PIZZA FOR REMOTE CENTRALITES OFFER
FREE PIZZA FOR REMOTE CENTRALITES OFFER (hereinafter the "OFFER") IS OPEN ONLY TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE U.S. (INCLUDING RESIDENTS OF PUERTO RICO AND ALL US TERRITORIES AND POSSESSIONS AND SASKATCHEWAN [and lesser provinces of Canada]) {sheep are not allowed in the Restaurant} [[also any denizens of the Planet Earth, which resides in an orbit around the Star such denizens refer to as SOL]], WHO ARE 21 OR OLDER AT TIME OF ENTRY AND WHO MEET ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS BELOW. OFFER starts at 5:00 pm (EDT) on 9/16/02 and ends at Restaurant closing time on whatever date Ken Heard, owner of Luigi BG Pasta and Pizza Factory (hereinafter the "Proprietor") so decides. When entering Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory (hereinafter "the Restaurant"), all participants agree to be bound by terms and conditions herein. Certain restrictions may apply.
TO ENTER: Beginning at 5:00 pm (EDT) on 9/16/02 you may enter the Restaurant (2105 N Cove Blvd Panama City, FL. [where the Golden Corral used to be]); upon entering, you must first request the table nearest the kitchen and ask to see the Proprietor in a very serious voice and provide your RC user name and password (a series of asterisks will suffice) (note: you must register for username and password at RC to participate). Prior to your meal (and/or beer and/or amicable chat) you must also provide proof of your first and last name, zip code, date of birth, RC Username & Password , Social Security Number, Driver's License Number, Mother's Maiden Name and indicate your choice of thin or thick crust. You must also print the entire thread titled "Unfortunate Company Names & Regrettable Slogans" on the Intermission Forum at the Remote Central (hereinafter "RC") website. This printout must include Reply #33 of said Thread, as well. You must dine at Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory at a time that the Proprietor is actually on the premises or no one will know what the hell you're talking about. Therefore, you take the risk of dining at a time that the Proprietor may be out on the Gulf of Mexico enjoying his boat, and of which then you would have to pay for your own meal. However, it should be noted that the Proprietor does work daily at the Restaurant but not maybe on the day-part that you are there. The Proprietor takes no responsibility to this fact. Furthermore, upon your dining at Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , you must ask for the Proprietor in person and be prepared to recite to him, his personal business slogan (found elsewhere in the thread) as well as present to him the aforementioned printout of this thread in its entirety and specifically the response required. The Proprietor will then shake your hand, buy you a beer, chat amicably with you and your guests and pick up your dinner tab (up to four people {no sheep}).
Now of course there are some restrictions. First and foremost this offer is not necessarily condoned by RemoteCentral.com or by Daniel Tonks and his affiliates, advertisers or sponsors. It is solely the responsibility of the reader of this thread to comply with all local and federal laws concerning this possible award and its tax implications. I take no responsibility towards your satisfaction of our amicable conversation, nor do I take any responsibility for your possible intoxication from my generous offer of buying you a beer. Dine at your own risk. Acceptance of prize constitutes permission (except where prohibited) to use winner's name, likeness and statements for publicity without additional compensation or limitation.
ONLY ONE OFFER WILL BE ACCEPTED PER PERSON AND/OR RC USERNAME & PASSWORD .
Sponsor, Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , their respective affiliates, subsidiaries, parent corporations, and their respective officers, directors, shareholders, employees and agents, and any and all Internet servers and access provider(s) are not responsible for: any incorrect or inaccurate entry information; human error; technical malfunctions; failures, omission, interruption, deletion, or defect of any telephone network, computer online systems, computer equipment, servers, providers, or software, including any injury or damage to participant's or any other person's computer relating to or resulting from participation in this OFFER; inability to access the RC Web Site, theft, tampering, destruction, or unauthorized access to, or alteration of entries; data processing that is processed late or incorrectly or is incomplete or lost due to telephone, computer or electronic malfunction or traffic congestion on telephone lines or the Internet or any web site; printing or other errors, or any combination thereof. False and/or deceptive entries or acts shall render entrants ineligible. By attemmpting to claim this OFFER, entrant affirms that they have read and accepted these Official OFFER Rules. The laws of the United States apply to and govern this OFFER and any claims must be raised and resolved in the United States. Any information collected by attempting to claim this OFFER shall be used only in a manner consistent with these Official OFFER Rules and with Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory.
GENERAL: By attempting to claim this OFFER, entrants agree Luigi BG Pasta & Pizza Factory , their respective employees, officers, directors, shareholders, parent companies, affiliates, subsidiaries, agencies, prize providers and any other companies participating in design, administration or fulfillment of this OFFER (collectively "OFFER Entities"), shall not be liable for personal injuries, death, damages, expenses or costs or losses of any kind resulting from participation or inability to participate in this OFFER or acceptance of or use or inability to use the prize or parts thereof including, without limitation, claims, suits, injuries, losses and damages related to personal injuries, death, damage to or destruction of property, rights of publicity or privacy, defamation or portrayal in a false light (whether intentional or unintentional), whether under a theory of contract, tort (including negligence), warranty or other theory. Winner releases the OFFER Entities from any and all liability and responsibility with respect to the OFFER (including any property loss, damage, personal injury or death). Winner acknowledges the aforementioned individuals and entities have neither made nor are in any manner responsible for any warranty, representation or guarantee, expressed or implied, in fact or in law, related to the OFFER.
If for any reason this OFFER is not claimed within a reasonable length of time, or an Entrant does not follow these rules, or if tampering, unauthorized intervention, fraud, technical failures, or anything just doesn't seem kopacetic, in the Sponsor's sole opinion, Sponsor reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to disqualify any individual implicated in such action, and/or to cancel, terminate, modify or suspend this OFFER or any portion thereof. In other words, the Official Rules are what the Proprietor says they are at any & all times. Any attempt by an entrant or any other individual to deliberately undermine the legitimate operation of the OFFER is a violation of criminal and civil laws and should such an attempt be made, Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages and other remedies from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law, up to and including being allowed to watch as the person is forced to eat a 3 day old pizza drenched in anchovies and jalapeño juice with a "Yesterday's Drip Tray" chaser to wash it down. Where a dispute arises, the entry will be deemed submitted by the authorized account holder of the RC account provided. The "authorized account holder" is deemed the natural person who is assigned an RC Username and Password. A potential winner may be requested to provide the Sponsor with proof that the potential winner is the authorized account holder of the RC Username and Password associated with the winning entry and that all eligibility requirements are met.
NO PURCHASE IS NECESSARY TO CLAIM THIS OFFER.
AND TIPPING WILL NOT IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING.
