I tried SoftWindows for several hours resulting in the same problems you're having. I was considering purchasing Virtual PC, when I discovered for about $300 dollars more I could just "bite the bullet" and actually let Windows in my house.

With a new Compaq Pressario, TheaterTouch worked on the first start-up. Unfortunately, I've yet to find any other use for the thing.

I'm reasonably certain you can find an even cheaper PC if you look around.