I envision a press release of some sorts...

10/29/04
1030 PDT

Cablebusters has announced plans for an upcoming "National Whoopass Tour". Planned stops include Phoenix and Minneapolis, details are sketchy pending publication of the actual "Whoopass" list.

Look for Cablebusters and his 'fully stocked truck' at a venue near you.

For booking information, contact Cablebusterssat@aol.com.