"[Skipping commercials is] theft. Your contract
with the network when you get the show is you're
going to watch the spots . . . Any time you skip
a commercial . . . you're actually stealing the
programming."
--Jamie Kellner of Turner Broadcasting

Later he said:
"there's a certain amount of tolerance for bathroom
breaks."

Wow. Thanks for that one, Jamie. I wish I had
been the interviewer, I would've asked if it was
ok to blink.