...SO this town in North Carolina is refusing to put up solar panels... One of the townspeople (a former science teacher) says solar panels may cause cancer, and another person warned they would suck up all of the sun's energy and plants would not be able to grow.
You can't make this stuff up. At first I thought I was reading an article from the Onion!
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger." Frank Lloyd Wright