Oh my, he looked so sad returning to the White House from his failed rally in Tulsa. Nobody showed up for his party leaving the arena half empty and the outdoor overflow stage event canceled. Who will he fire next? His campaign manager? They promised him a million raving fans and all he got was 6,000 die-hard fans who will probably get Covid-19 and will die-hard all right.

So, to cheer him up, maybe some of you could send him a Happy Father's Day wish (one from Eric doesn't count). Just don't mention the latest poll numbers.