I think RAID has an enema kit to help rid you of that bug you have up your ass.

As a URC dealer I'm allowed to give a copy of the software to my customers that purchase the remote from me. I'm NOT allowed to just give it to anyone that wants it.

Yes there are some that ridicule those looking for the software. If you're going to make this kind of a purchase I would recommend looking for an authorized dealer so you'll have an actual warranty and someone to help you with it. I've had customers buy online and get used remotes, missing parts and end up stuck with a nice shiny doorstop.